Skittles, or M&Ms?

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Postby Tres » Wed Apr 23, 2003 5:54 pm

Plain chocolate, especially with a mint filling

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Postby Bunyip » Wed Apr 23, 2003 5:58 pm

Tres wrote:Plain chocolate, especially with a mint filling

This man speaks truth.

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Postby toaster » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:02 pm

Indeed, mmm mint... we should start a secret society.
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Postby Bunyip » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:06 pm

Cool. Just so long as we don't have to tattoo anything on our wangs.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:10 pm

Speaking of mint and wangs, never, I repeat never go to the bathroom with peppermint oil on your fingers.

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Postby toaster » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:11 pm

We shouln't do half-cocked things... so put out your cocks...


edit: this would make slightly more sense if poster before Foos
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Postby . » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:13 pm

Foo-Byte wrote:Speaking of mint and wangs, never, I repeat never go to the bathroom with peppermint oil on your fingers.

That damn peppermint oil is dangerous anyway.
Orange and dark chocolate is good too.
The mint and dark is classic though.

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Postby DampCat » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:26 pm

Dynagrip wrote:I enjoy setting up gladiatorial matches between the hardshell candies. What I do is I have an M&M (or skittle) in each hand and I smash them together. Whichever piece cracks first gets devoured. The winner fights another battle, eventually it too succumbs and is subsequently eaten.


My god... and i thought i was the only one

although method is a little less barbaric than yousrs... my skittles compete in the Tournament Chess Finals of Skittle Gladiatory Events (i hold 2 between my first finger and thumb, and squeeze them together... the loser, well, gets eaten)

I would like you dyna to make a small tally chart and record your results of your winning skittles and their colours, as my current Maximus is the humble Purple Skittle.

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Postby . » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:29 pm

Oh! I want to play!

*coughs*
I need skittles..

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Postby Gobo » Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:29 pm

I used to do that with Pepperidge Farm gold fish... lie them flat on the table, and ram them at each other head first :)

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Postby skyknyt » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:34 pm

Milk Chocolate. the bigger the block of solid chocolate, the better.

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Postby The Real Red Menace » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:42 pm

First of all, M&Ms don't have dark chocolate ever. Stupid 'Murricans have no idea what dark chocolate is. Second, if we're talking plain M's, then I'd go Skittles, as all skittles are quite yum.

Peant/Peanut Butter/Cookie M&Ms are really great with a glass of milk though.
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Postby . » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:50 pm

I import all my chocolate.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:53 pm

. wrote:I import all my chocolate.

... from Rhode Island?

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Postby . » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:04 pm

Umm.. exactly.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:06 pm

By the way, which ones did you say had expired? I have to go to the store again in the next couple of days, I'll check the rest and complain if they're all like that. Maybe I'll get free stuff.

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Postby Dynagrip » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:08 pm

DampCat wrote:My god... and i thought i was the only one

although method is a little less barbaric than yousrs... my skittles compete in the Tournament Chess Finals of Skittle Gladiatory Events (i hold 2 between my first finger and thumb, and squeeze them together... the loser, well, gets eaten)


Well, their fighting styles may vary. Sometimes they circle around each other like expert swordsmen, warily sounding out their opponent's defense. Othertimes they come together with a mighty crash, like enraged sumo wrestlers. It's such a noble sport really. I hope to get it aired on ESPN2 one of these days.

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Postby Bunyip » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:12 pm

I'm sick of hearing about how "noble" these barbaric acts of cruelty are. I've notified PETMM and the Police and I expect them to track you down and beat you into a pulp. Maybe THAT will satisfy your sugarlust!

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:14 pm

Bunyip wrote:PETMM

People Eating Tasty Mars & Murrays?


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