I had my first COT- related dream last night

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Postby Kauser » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:07 pm

smoke more crack before bed.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:43 pm

Tweeg wrote:I also told 3 really funny jokes

Well, that proves it was a dream.

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Postby Luminaire » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:17 pm

Square721BT wrote:I called Lum by his real name. He sometimes called me Square, but I was okay with that. Square sounds right. Because I'm kind of squat and blocky. And round. Round like a square.


I couldn't help it.

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Postby Tweeg » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:48 pm

Foo-Byte wrote: Well, that proves it was a dream.


Maybe one day you'll know what it feels like to tell one ;)
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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:07 am

Tweeg wrote:
Foo-Byte wrote: Well, that proves it was a dream.


Maybe one day you'll know what it feels like to tell one ;)

Yeah, I find it hard to stop at just one good joke. I have so many of them...

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Postby Kauser » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:17 am

Like your political views.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:50 am

I have so many political views? :?

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Postby Tweeg » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:41 am

Foo-Byte wrote: Yeah, I find it hard to stop at just one good joke. I have so many of them...


So why have you kept them from us all this time?
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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:12 pm

None of them are about your mom, so you wouldn't "get it".

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Postby Kauser » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:15 pm

Yeah, raise your hands, all who can't see the, "I'm getting your mom every night" come back.
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Postby Tweeg » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:12 pm

Foo-Byte wrote:None of them are about your mom, so you wouldn't "get it".


Aww so since I wouldn't get it thats why you've been keeping them from us all this time. I'm touched :)

No need to hold back because of little old me, please dazzle me with your tallents.

Although I have to admit that going fnarr after someone is comedy genius.

I guess that last joke wasn’t funny since you said you just can't stop at one.

After your done hitting on your new snookums Kathy you can get back to me on this.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:24 pm

Tweeg wrote:Although I have to admit that going fnarr after someone is comedy genius.

Actually, it's "fnarr, fnarr". Two of 'em, see?

Tweeg wrote:After your done hitting on your new snookums Kathy

Admit it, you're just jealous because she shot you down.

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Postby skyknyt » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:27 pm

With her, shooting someone down is apparently a come-on.

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Postby Tweeg » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:27 pm

You are so right, two fnarrs are so much better. I think I'm going to bust a gut. Its like instead of one ... theres like two man WOAH

Thats like double the fnarr.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Dec 18, 2003 5:29 pm

Exactly. It makes it twice as funny.

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Postby Lobstrosity » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:13 am

I dreamed last night that I was on some sort of live Survivor show and the thought occured to me that I should probably get online and post something about it so that people could watch me.

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Postby Thorn » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:03 am

Last week I had the strangest dream, where everything was exactly as it seemed. There was never any mystery as to who shot John F. Kennedy.

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Postby Luminaire » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:08 am

It was a just a man with something to prove. Slightly bored and severely confused, he steadied his rifle with his target in the center, and became famous on that day in november...

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Postby Thorn » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:10 am

I think we just had a moment.

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Postby Luminaire » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:13 am

Let me take a cigarette break and we can have another...


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