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Postby Kauser » Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:59 am

I stopped answering their messages.
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Postby water wings » Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:43 am

Yeah ... We do stir fry and chili A LOT!

I've lost 40 lbs in less than five months.

And Bag's right - if I don't eat, my stomach seriously inflates like an Ethiopian child. The less I eat, the more I gain.
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Postby mia » Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:29 pm

Stir fry..mmm...

I want chips and junk food right now...ugh
piggies

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Postby Foo-Byte » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:27 pm

Today's recipie: Slack-Ass Cajun Fries
  1. Make fries as normal
  2. Sprinkle with pre-mixed "Cajun Spice" instead of salt

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Postby . » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:21 am

Dude, that goes in the ghetto cookbook.

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Postby Thorn » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:32 am

Or really more the "Obvious Cookbook" that doesn't exist because it's damn obvious.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:34 am

You're overlooking the key part of the title: Slack-Ass

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Postby . » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:44 am

As I said.. it goes in the ghetto cookbook.
Right under Ramen.

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Postby Thorn » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:46 am

But you don't need a cookbook that has instructions that are on the box! You don't need it!

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Postby . » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:49 am

Well someone isn't going to be mentioned on the Thank You page..

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Postby Gobo » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:50 am

Thorn... think about this

Someone puts out a book full of all sorts of instructions that can easily be found somewhere else, but they package in nicely and slap a nice title on it...

It'll be a fucking best-seller in seconds, people will buy it in droves, it's worked thousands of times before in the past, and it'll keep working now :)

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Postby nobody_important » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:52 am

Sure you do! What if you throw the package out before you cook it? And you've just thrown some yucky thing into the garbage, so you don't want to stick your hand in to get it out? What's to be done? You grab the cookbook and read the instructions, and your hands stay free of yuck.
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Postby . » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:10 am

<Burns>Excellent!</Burns>

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Postby Foo-Byte » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:19 am

Sounds like a plan, really.

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Postby Thorn » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:48 am

I'll stew you!

STEW YOU ALL

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Postby . » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:15 pm

Recipe time. Olé!

Cheddar Biscuits

2 1/4 cup baking mix
1/2 shredded cheddar cheese
2 Tbsp chopped herbs (I use parsley, rosemary, and basil.)
1/4 cup sour cream
2 tbsp dijon mustard
1/3 cup milk
1 egg, beaten slightly
2 tsp paprika (I love paprika!)

Preheat oven to 425°F. In a bowl mix baking mix, herbs, and cheese. In a different bowl, mix sour cream, milk and mustard together. Stir liquid mixture into dry mixture until just combined.
Place dough on counter lightly dusted with baking mix. Knead 10 or so times. Pat until the dough is 1/2 inch thick. Cut into 2 inch circles or same size pieces. Place on baking sheet, brush with beaten egg.
Bake 12 to 15 minutes until lightly brown.

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Postby Gobo » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:16 pm

Baking Mix? Is that american for flour?

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Postby Jat » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:18 pm

My guess is that it's bisquik or something similiar since you'd need things like yeast added to flour for any sort of (levened) bread.

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Postby Gobo » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:22 pm

That makes more sense... then again I very rarely bake...

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Postby . » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:29 pm

Okay, for those of you who don't have prepackaged baking mix or whatnot, here is the recipe for it.


Baking Mix

3 1/4 cups unsifted all-purpose flour
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup nonfat dry milk
1/2 cup cornstarch
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 1/2 tsp. salt

Mix. Use as baking mix above. Store in an airtight container.


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