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Shit You Don't Know

Postby Tweeg » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:40 am

This is the offical shit you don't know thread.

Post questions here on stupid little things that you don't know the answer to and maybe someone here will know the answer or be able to come up with a bullshit answer that will be rather amusing.

I'll start things off

Why do manikins have nipples?

Do women see shirts modelled on these nipple endowed manikins and think ... you know my nipples would look great in that shirt
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Postby Square721BT » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:03 am

That's not an actual kwestion, that's a stab at Seinfeldian observational humor.

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Postby shorty » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:04 am

manequin
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Postby Gobo » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:04 am

Hmm... I'd started a thread about this ages ago... I don't remember what it was, and right now I'm a bit too drunk to have any desire to go looking for it.

I think I asked questions about hair gel, and shit like that...

bah... fucking maritimers...

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Postby Eldoran » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:05 am

I'd like to know why Tweeg isn't dead yet.

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Postby Gobo » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:06 am

I like Tweeg... even if he is a cock.

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Postby Square721BT » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:07 am

Tweeg's not so bad. Ever community has a Tweeg like entity. They can be relatively good-natured and benign, like our Tweeg, or they could be obnoxious fucksluts, like Piotyr or Sir Robin. I like this better.

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Re: Shit You Don't Know

Postby nobody_important » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:09 am

Tweeg wrote:Why do manikins have nipples?


To give Mr. Lucas and Mr. Spooner something to make lewd comments about, and to give Mr. Mash and Mr. Harmond something to feel up when they think Captain Peacock isn't looking.
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Postby Eldoran » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:17 am

Square721BT wrote:Tweeg's not so bad. Ever community has a Tweeg like entity. They can be relatively good-natured and benign, like our Tweeg, or they could be obnoxious fucksluts, like Piotyr or Sir Robin. I like this better.


So in your opinion, tweeg is similar to a cyst....? :twisted:

All I need is a knife and some forceps...
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Postby Gobo » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:17 am

See!

http://www.ultimate-wurlde.com/phpBB2/v ... php?t=1885

Told you so... Tips & Tricks thread... well not exactly the same thing, but it's what I was thinking of...

grrrrr

sleep now...

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Postby Bag of Ass » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:23 am

How do I convince someone to stop whacking off so much? And by "someone," I mean me!

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Postby Square721BT » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:27 am

Bag of Ass wrote:How do I convince someone to stop whacking off so much? And by "someone," I mean me!

Associate masturbation with pain.

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Postby shorty » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:36 am

*squish*
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*squish*
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*WHACK*
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Re: Shit You Don't Know

Postby Smokin_Jayz » Sat Apr 17, 2004 6:45 am

Tweeg wrote:This is the offical shit you don't know thread.

Post questions here on stupid little things that you don't know the answer to and maybe someone here will know the answer or be able to come up with a bullshit answer that will be rather amusing.

I'll start things off

Why do manikins have nipples?

Do women see shirts modelled on these nipple endowed manikins and think ... you know my nipples would look great in that shirt


Had the exact same question on the bus home tonight.

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Postby Thorn » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:00 am

Square721BT wrote:Associate masturbation with pain.

What if he likes pain!
Nausea is better. Who likes nausea?

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Postby nobody_important » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:07 am

Here's something I've been wondering (for the past thirty seconds or so.) How many dimensions can music be represented in? If it's more than three, then that means that there are some dimensions can only be heard, and not seen. And if that's true, then how many realities do you destroy every time you fart?
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Postby . » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:18 pm

The ones with nipples were mainly supposed to be used to show off bras and how sleek they could make your chest. Say you are wearing a strapless bra for a wedding and you want to know if your nipples would be poking out through the bra and the dress. You'd see the bra on the mannequin that had EXTREMELY hard nipples and you could tell if yours would show through.
Male nipples.. I don't know.

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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:50 pm

Makes sense. Thanks.

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Postby Token » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:02 pm

Ok, say you had a really long plank made out of some sort of material that is impossible to bend with any amount of force, so it's completely flat and straight at all times. Now, this plank's length is... say twice the diameter of the earth, it's a long plank.
Now, place this plank on flat ground somewhere in the world where nothing interfers with it along the way, so it's totally level the entire way along, no mountains, trees, or valleys get in its way.
Looking at the earth from space it would appear as the earth is wearing some sort of super flat pancake hat.
So what would happen if you stepped on this plank and started walking along it, the earth would curve down but the plank would not be curving with it... would you walk into space? Would the plank take the apperance of bending upwards to you as you walked along? So many questions...
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

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Postby Thorn » Sat Apr 17, 2004 7:34 pm

I'm assuming it would be achored down somehow? Otherwise it would just tilt as you walked along it.


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