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Postby dogmeat » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:38 am

Dude, you judge my character harshly. I'd make sure she was ok and was safe, keep her warm if necessary.

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Postby Rob » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:30 pm

dogmeat wrote:Oh aye, last stop on the Piccadilly Line northbound.


I had no idea that website existed. That's a bloody cool use of the web.
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Postby chickenlips » Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:47 pm

Bag of Ass wrote:
chickenlips wrote:I move into my Cambridge flat today (finally). Whee! It would be even better if my head was not quite so full of snot.

England, huh...I bet they sell UK candies there.

Oh, I noticed your Bear Bait avatar was gone so I restored your original one.


Thank you!

They have a few UK candies here. I could probably send some to people who were interested, out of the kindness of my heart, and everything.

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Postby Square721BT » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:06 pm

dogmeat wrote:Dude, you judge my character harshly. I'd make sure she was ok and was safe, keep her warm if necessary.

What's that? You'll have to shout, that hole is pretty deep.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:56 pm

chickenlips wrote:They have a few UK candies here. I could probably send some to people who were interested, out of the kindness of my heart, and everything.

If you can send me some Dweebs, that would be heaven.

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:59 pm

Goddamn, look online or something.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:01 pm

Duh. I am.

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Postby . » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:13 pm

Dweebs have been discontinued, BoA.
Nevermind Candy Direct.

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:16 pm

. wrote:Dweebs have been discontinued, BoA.
Nevermind Candy Direct.

ha HA!

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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:22 pm

. wrote:Dweebs have been discontinued, BoA.

Then so has my sex life...

...and the world breathed a collective sigh of relief...

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:37 pm

Give her a box of Nerds and ask if it's worth a handjob.

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Postby . » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:39 pm

Especially considering how similar the two are.
Uh, I meant Nerds and Dweebs, not Nerds and handjobs.

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Postby Kauser » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:00 pm

This is sounding more and more like Mr. Gacey.



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Postby Dynagrip » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:28 am

What the hell, I can't find my collection of Mr Show, seasons 1 and 2. I've still got the outer case to it. Man, this is going to bug the hell out of me. I wonder if someone stole it.

Edit: Never mind, found it.

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Postby GOOR » Sat Oct 02, 2004 3:42 am

I bought two CDs and then a friend made a hamburger for me. Woop woop. Then it's two days with a motorcycle, and on Monday I get to look for a shitty job. Woop...woop.

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Postby dogmeat » Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:43 am

Square721BT wrote:
dogmeat wrote:Dude, you judge my character harshly. I'd make sure she was ok and was safe, keep her warm if necessary.

What's that? You'll have to shout, that hole is pretty deep.


Tch. Clearly the idea of being a gentleman is something alien to you.

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Postby Square721BT » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:28 pm

Oh man, so that's what you Brits call it. Now some of those Monty Python jokes make so much more sense!

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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:53 pm

One of my uncles is getting married next month. He sent out a "task list" of things for the family to do, and I am supposed to take pictures all day. Here is the response I e-mailed out to the list:
Bag of Ass wrote:Things to expect if Bag of Ass is given a camera and given free reign:

1. I don't like taking posed photos, ie. where people are looking at
the camera waiting for the one, two, three business.
2. I do like candid shots, so you should expect to see people talking
to each other and laughing, or cleaning their shirt after they've
spilled cake on it. Most people don't like to have their picture
taken without being prepared, so I expect much fist shaking.
3. I like pictures taken at odd angles. Thirty degrees, thirty-two
degrees...thirty-one....
4. Fuck you, Heretic
5. I also don't like taking repeat pictures "in case the first one
didn't come out."

I have no eye for photography, but I am willing to do it if you still
want me. If after reading this you don't want me to take pictures, I
will understand, and someone who likes photography more should switch
jobs with me. If you do still want me, it is probably a good idea if
I go to the rehearsal with the camera I'm meant to use and practice.
It will help me get in the photography mood, and it will help you
decide if you still want me or not.

Of course, they don't call me Bag of Ass. And I didn't "fuck you, heretic" them.

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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:10 am

Ah. Finally caught all of last Friday's Real Time w/ Bill Maher. Reminded me why I like hearing George Carlin talk shit about religion. And other things.
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Postby Square721BT » Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:32 am

I sent in a text submission for that Pikmin2 contest. Here's to hoping!


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