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Postby OMGBEES » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:38 am

I don't know, that seems pretty good.
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Postby pablo banquo » Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:46 am

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:My Wednesday trip to the comic shop was considerably brightened when I was handed The Arsenic Lullabies as part of my pull list. I had read Arsenic Lullaby before, and was very happy to see it reincarnated so.

This is some sick stuff. Lullabies, for those unfortunate enough to not have encountered it yet, consists of short to medium length stories, all with varying degrees of disturbing material... and all of it damned funny.

One of the one-page stories in this newest issue looks in on a Japanese couple in Hiroshima just before the bomb drop, where the wife stops her husband on his way to work to inform him that she thinks she may be pregnant. The bomb hits, and they are both 'X-rayed' (and apparently oblivious to the explosion); the husband subsequently replies to his wife's announcement with "Ugh! I hope not. I don't ever want kids."

Another set of stories involves US Census agents who go around killing all babies born after the census in order to keep the count accurate... or Voodoo Joe, who has his own personal zombie army of aborted fetuses.

Guilty pleasure.


Hilariously, the only comment to this was some gibberish from Magic Placebo.
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:14 am

Gods, Magic Placebo... "Comedy is insulting! I'm an ass! Nonsensical non-sequiter! I'm too deep for you!"
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Postby nobody_important » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:28 pm

Haha, that's someone I haven't thought about for a very long time.
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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:35 am

Like Anakin Skywalker?
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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:33 pm

Nope, he still has Darth Vader bedsheets.

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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:44 pm

JEALOUS

Although my bed sheets are black or red, so I guess I kind of am rocking my own Imperial theme.
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Postby nobody_important » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:38 pm

I actually have Peter Serafinowicz bedsheets.
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Postby dogmeat » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:18 pm

Voiced by Peter Serafinowicz maybe.

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Postby nobody_important » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:26 pm

Hahahahahaha. Ouch, dude.
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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:10 pm

So... Gungans and battle droids, then?
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Postby nobody_important » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:56 pm

OMGBEES wrote:So... Gungans and battle droids, then?


And podracers! Don't forget the podracers!
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Postby pablo banquo » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:42 pm

And fresh from the "20 word game reviews" thread. This little gem.

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Postby Kauser » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:06 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:Gods, Magic Placebo... "Comedy is insulting! I'm an ass! Nonsensical non-sequiter! I'm too deep for you!"


Actually, I'm pretty certain he just hated you.


Well, most people.


He and I had some intelligent conversations on occasion, but what do I know?
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:31 pm

Kauser wrote:
Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:Gods, Magic Placebo... "Comedy is insulting! I'm an ass! Nonsensical non-sequiter! I'm too deep for you!"


Actually, I'm pretty certain he just hated you.


Well, most people.


He and I had some intelligent conversations on occasion, but what do I know?


Whatever you know, I suppose. Heh. I never saw anything there that didn't cry "jackass" loud and clear, and if I had to be hated by anyone...
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Postby pablo banquo » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:12 am

Rob wrote:This from the nation that brought the world peanut butter and fucking jelly sandwiches.


So you've put a sausage burger (and those of us who've been to McDonalds all know what the Americans know about sausage burgers, right kids? right) between two pieces of biscuit?

That's not a sausage biscuit, you silly fucking geese. That's a fucking piece of sausage between two biscuits.

We don't put a piece of cheese between two pieces of bread and call it a fucking cheeseloaf. We don't put a piece beef strips between slices of pasta and call it fucking cowspaghetti. We don't put milk on our breakfast cereal and proceed to call it milkmaize. And putting a piece of fucking sausage between two biscuits is not a fucking sausage biscuit.


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Postby pablo banquo » Sun May 01, 2011 1:45 pm

Vampire discussions.

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Bag of Ass wrote:hehe, assamites...



They're supposed to be these cuthroat middle eastern vampiric assassins, but they tend to lose the ability to inspire fear into anyone after the first person mispronounces their clan "Assmites"
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Postby Kauser » Mon May 02, 2011 2:26 am

I still hate those guys!
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Postby pablo banquo » Mon May 02, 2011 8:15 am

I like the Ravnos personally.
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Postby OMGBEES » Mon May 02, 2011 12:23 pm

Ha ha there's always someone. Nail down your sisters, folks.
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