The Official " Happy Birthday Bag " Thread

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The Official " Happy Birthday Bag " Thread

Postby . » Wed Oct 30, 2002 8:40 am

I got one yesterday. Now it's BoA's turn to be pelted with wishes of happiness and cake.
Happy Birthday, BoA!


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Postby Magic Placebo » Wed Oct 30, 2002 8:46 am

Here, I'll try.

Uh, happy insignificant life, may you die in your sleep and laugh at some idiot falling down the stairs, most likely yourself.
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Postby chickenlips » Wed Oct 30, 2002 8:53 am

Happy birthday, crotchety man! We like you and stuff.

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Postby nobody_important » Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:35 am

Happy Birthday!

*opens WinAmp and plays Older by They Might Be Giants*
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Postby DampCat » Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:58 am

Birthday Song For You

もうずいぶん会ってないけど
僕の心はいつも君のそばにいるよ

泣きたいだけ泣いた夜も
見つめあったあの笑顔も
全部全部二人だけのメモリー

会えないのは寂しいけれど
君は君の夢を生きてほしいから

Happy Birthday Song For You
君だけのために
愛を唄うよ

Happy Birthday Song For You
会いたい心より
愛したい気持ちを
君に伝えたい

忙しいのに電話ありがとう
君の声が僕を勇気づけてくれる

話したいこといっぱいあるけど
「会えなくてごめんね」の一言が
想いの全てを伝えてる気がするよ

会わなくても気持ちは届くよ
君の笑顔が一番の宝物だから

Happy Birthday Song For You
ずっと前に約束した
君に贈る唄だよ

Happy Birthday Song For You
「おめでとう」より
「ありがとう」を
君に伝えたい

[Edit:: I fucking hate you, you bastard]

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:43 pm

Happy Birthday, you grumpy sod. Cheer up and have a ...

... group hug!

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Postby Kauser » Wed Oct 30, 2002 2:31 pm

Ah, fuck it.


Happy Birthday you son of a bitch!
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Postby hobokenbob » Wed Oct 30, 2002 2:50 pm

congratulations! you're another year closer to the sweet release of death! may this day be somewhat less shitty than normal, and may you find some sort of false-pleasure in the temporary reprieve from the constant suffering that is your lot in life, and, I'm sure, the afterlife, which should make this current existance feel as nirvana compared to the soul-tearing tortures that will be administered to you there for all eternity.


i dunno, seems to cheery :wink:

Happy B-day, Bag!
In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.

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Postby WhiteboySushi » Wed Oct 30, 2002 2:55 pm

Bag, I bought you the greatest present of all...

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DEAD PUPPY!
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Postby . » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:00 pm

Dammit Whitey.. you bastard!!
That looks like my puppy!!

*cries at Whitey's feet*

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Postby Kauser » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:02 pm

No, sadly, he just stole another of my Homonculi.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:03 pm

He's a cutie though.

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Postby Groovis » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:06 pm

Thats cause he's sleeping. Even devil spawn are cute(ish) when they sleep.

It'll sprout tentacles and be braying for the flesh of a thousand virgins before very long.

Oh, and Have a Day, Bagster. :D

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:09 pm

Groovis wrote:braying for ... a thousand virgins

Aren't we all?

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Postby Kauser » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:10 pm

I know I am.
Do not call up what you cannot put down.

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Postby Groovis » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:12 pm

A thousand???

... Bah, I can't get enough into the gutter to make any kind of sicko response. I may need to go to a stronger form of caffine...

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Postby . » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:16 pm

I think I would pass out from exhaustion after the first 100 or so virgins..

Wait what!?


I want my dog back! I miss him so..

Edit: I had to clarify because Kauser is icky..
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Postby Kauser » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:19 pm

What, 1000 Virgins!?


A Dead dog?!!




......



Where's my camera....
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Postby WhiteboySushi » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:28 pm

What about 1000 dead virgin dogs?

I mean, if you're into that kind of stuff.
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Postby Thorn » Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:39 pm

Will these dogs be lesbians, too? (That dead one sure was cute)

Happy Birthday, Baguette


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