nobody_important wrote:The Leyawinn Mage's Guild Recommendation Quest, or "You don't have to play an MMORPG to find dumb bastards":
Me: "Wow, look at that minotaur and dryad down there. I'm low on arrows from shooting the shit out of all of those marauders. I think I'll sneak around them and steal the amulet, and they'll be none the wiser."
Me: *sneak, sneak, sneak*
Me: "Hooray, I've found the amulet! Now to sneak back out again." *sneak, sneak, sneak*
Fuckhead from Mage's Guild: "HAY GUYZ! I AM HERE TO KILLZ TEH KHAJIT!"
Dryad: *sound of pure and utter rage*
Fuckhead: "Oh shit, now I wish I hadn't locked the door behind me"