CoT Fantasy Football, Season 6

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Postby . » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:48 am

It's my favorite number.

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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:51 am

Why?
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Postby . » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:53 am

According to my mother, I have almost always been attached to that number. So honestly, I have no idea. The same reason I am obsessed with even numbers, maybe.

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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:54 am

Well it's an even number, so I guess that makes sense?
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Postby Bunyip » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:27 am

We live at number 26 at the moment. When we leave maybe I'll save you the mailbox.

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Postby . » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:41 am

Fantastic! That will bring my mailbox collection up to, um, let me think.. ONE mailbox. Woo!

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Postby dogmeat » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:03 pm

Bag of Ass wrote:I like how Jones-Drew took a knee at the 1-yard line so they could run out the clock, denying dogmeat the 6 points he needed to tie omgbees going into tonight's game. Just like Westbrook did a couple years ago.


I had him that season. Thankfully I didn't lose that matchup either.
I'd have been super pissed if I'd lost by six points this week.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:42 pm

I think it should be a conspiratorial trend that any running back dogmeat drafts denies him of points by taking a knee at the 1. Every god damn game.

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Postby OMGBEES » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:24 pm

Will I still have to lose by 1.7 points, points I could have made up if I just realized my defense had a team on Thursday? Because if so no deal.
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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:12 pm

While 10.9 is respectable, I feel like I should not have benched AP in favor of Thomas Jones vs Buffalo last night.

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Postby hobokenbob » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:18 pm

I was watching the dismal monday night Pats/Saints game at my brothers place, and about the only thing that made it any fun was that my brother had benched Lawrence Maroney (and has been doing so even though he's kind of on fire lately). He only needed something like 3 points to win his game, and he had Shockey and Brady playing and his opponent didn't have anyone in the Monday game. He barely won, and was apoplectic every time Maroney ran it in for a TD instead of Brady getting a TD pass.

There was also one play where brees threw a TD pass to some no name tight end who was standing right in front of Shockey, and he flipped out.

in other words, fantasy football seems to be a terrific way to ruin a perfectly good evening.
In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.

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Postby OMGBEES » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:08 am

God fucking damn it.
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Postby dogmeat » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:57 pm

I could theoretically still make the playoffs. However it's dependent on Buny losing or me scoring 25 points more than him. I doubt it'll happen unless I have a repeat of week 2.

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Postby . » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:39 am

Ah ha! I made playoffs with the second lowest points. Hurrah!

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Postby Dynagrip » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:34 am

Bag of Ass wrote:While 10.9 is respectable, I feel like I should not have benched AP in favor of Thomas Jones vs Buffalo last night.

if AP is playing you should never bench him.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:47 am

Turns out I beat dogmeat because I benched AP. How about that shit!

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Postby Dynagrip » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:20 pm

Bag of Ass wrote:Turns out I beat dogmeat because I benched AP. How about that shit!

Well, i want you to lose, so....

edit: I'm kidding. I'd want dogmeat to lose way more than i'd want you to.

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Postby OMGBEES » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:52 am

Jesus, my kicker got 20 points.
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Postby dogmeat » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:10 pm

Playoffs are finalised.
Semifinals:
Me vs Bag (doh!)
Miel vs Plut

At least I won't have the ignominy of losing to Bag in the final, I'll probably just lose to Miel in the final just as I did the other season. Doubt I'll go through anyway.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:04 pm

All I have to say is fuck:
  • dogmeat
  • fantasy football
  • dogmeat + fantasy football
  • dogmeat as league commissioner of fantasy football


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