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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:35 am

Bomb? What Bomb?

Hmm. The thought might occur to some people that my chosen moniker, "Too-Much-Coffee-Man", was somewhat misleading after reading this post. And to those people, I have to say... I've got no argument for that. I really do hate coffee.

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Well, that, and I'm a male-to-female transsexual. Hormones, surgery, and the like, Jerry Springer-disorders not included with this order, thank-you-very-much. And no, I'm not really Kathy. Talk-show hosts, and the freak show that passes for "Is it a woman or isn't it?" shows are not representative, I assure you.


A reason for revealing this? Dishonest feelings, to a certain extent, as odd as that might sound to some of you. Also, I'm kicking my transition into high gear (I should be meeting with an endocrinologist sometime within the next couple of weeks, so that he might drain me of my life fluids, and prescribe happy pills to me; that, and estrogen.) The majority of my friends that I actually come into physical contact with know, I told my mother not too far back, and now I'm telling you lot. And so, the "Telling" comes full circle, with the exception of my dad's side of the family, where almost Certain Christian Wrath & Rejection awaits.


The More Things Change, The More They (Mostly) Stay The Same

This, however, is not indicative of pending changes in my personality; a fact which will delight Kauser to no end, I'm sure.:) In the words of Bill Hicks, "Don't let the clothes fool ya, it's still fuckin' me!"
No sudden fascination with crappy date movies, bishoujo/bishonen manga, housewifery, or the intricacies of oiled whips and thigh-high leather boots (though I do own a pair of those.) As a disclaimer, this is not to say that genetic women are obsessed with these things, or that there is indeed something wrong with at least some of those things, just that certain assumptions are occasionally made about tg folk.

I have full trust, of course, that most of the mainliners here at the CoT are not stereotypical in thought, anyway. Also, there has been no lusting after cyber-guy ass if any of you needed that reassurance; a lack of interest in my own genitalia has not led to a fascination with the same on others... I still loves the women-folk.

A side dish of humility

As I said at the beginning, part of the reason for this was a feeling of dishonesty. I honestly apologize if any of you feel that I have deceived you, but there it is now. This air is clear, so to speak. A so-so pic is available here, for those interested. Sorry for the lack of a smile... and the glasses suck, I know.

And that be all, for now.

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Postby Kauser » Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:59 pm

Well, where do we start here. Good luck, that always seems to start things, and end things. You'll be the third person I've encountered entering such a transition. So far from my observations the procedure has a 50% normality retention rate. One never changed (personality wise), the other said I could no longer understand her because I wasn't a woman ("she was pre op at the time, go figure).


Anyway, It's good to hear you have your shit together, except for that liberal thing anyway. Don't assume for a second I'm about to start pulling my punches.
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Postby . » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:07 pm

The guys going to girls have it easier than real girls, when you start having cramps and menstrual cycles.. then.. then..
That being said.. I used to want to be a guy.. but that was just before I figured out I was gay..
Also noted: I like NONE of those things you listed that chicks supposedly like..

In general, transexuals, transvestites, and drag queens fascinate me to an extraordinary amount. If you're lying, fuck you.


So wait, are you having the surgery? I'd like to be there.

( And I always assume Too-Much-Coffee-Man was after that model in Half Life )

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Postby Dynagrip » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:59 pm

Aren't you in a longterm relationship? What'd they think about this at the time? What's the urge to change genders if there's not the associated urge of homosexuality? I would think it'd make things more difficult for you.

How long have you been thinking about doing this? Have you talked with people that have already been under the knife?

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Postby Funk » Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:20 pm

Wow.... just..... wow.

You don't expect these kind of things in the Ministry. Well, I guess you do now. I wholly wouldn't recommend going under the knife, but that's just me.
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Postby Bunyip » Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:47 pm

Too-Much-Er-Something-Something (Too-Much-Tea-Lady?) wrote:almost Certain Christian Wrath & Rejection awaits

Man I wish that were an oxymoron rather than a practical guarantee.

We get letters from Focus on the Family sometimes, addressed to the previous occupant. Last night we got one about the crusade to Save Marriage!! and I was actually wondering whether to talk about it in here. Freaky, huh. I won't derail this thread, except to quote one of many bits that pissed me off:

Dr James Dobson (HATE HATE) wrote:During the first week of August, the California State Legislature passed Assembly Bill 196 with the intent to "protect" transgendered people from employment and housing discrimination. Cross-dressers will have the same right to work in your business or live in your rental home as anyone else. It's amazing that sinful lifestyles are gaining this kind of protection.


I'm gonna make sure not to employ anyone with a sinful lifestyle. Oh shit, I have no employees. Why is that?

I read this a day after hearing a heartfelt sermon from a guest preacher on the duty of the Church to include and care for everyone regardless of background. I seem to remember that Jesus feller being a lot harder on the priests than he ever was with the everyday sinners he hung out with. The above probably explains why.

Anyway, Too-Much-Beverage-Person (Too-Much-Liquid-Being sounds cool, but it's a little, er, too much), I'm not sure why you felt dishonest, but I'm glad we get to hear about it anyway, as it's pretty damn interesting. Good luck with the endocrinologist, and please keep us posted.

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Postby . » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:20 pm

Oh, oh.. TMCM, I have a link for you..


I have so many questions.. for you, not her..

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Postby Thorn » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:46 pm

I have a question for her. What is a "freelance aethsetist"?

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Postby Kauser » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:49 pm

All aetheists are a part of a union.



Just look at Jesus Christ Vampire Killer.



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Postby Rob » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:50 pm

Woah.

Wow.

I have nothing constructive to say or add, other than I genuinely wish you all the best and I sincerely appreciate your open-ness in a medium that doesn't really lend itself to outpourings of genuine whatever.

Hope you get where you want to be.
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Postby Thorn » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:05 pm

Kauser wrote:All aetheists are a part of a union.

But it doesn't say "atheist." It says "aethsetist." What the hell is an aethsetist?

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Postby chickenlips » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:09 pm

Rob wrote:I have nothing constructive to say or add, other than I genuinely wish you all the best and I sincerely appreciate your open-ness in a medium that doesn't really lend itself to outpourings of genuine whatever.

Hope you get where you want to be.


Seconded.

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Postby SporkAndrew » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:11 pm

Thorn wrote:But it doesn't say "atheist." It says "aethsetist." What the hell is an aethsetist?


An anesthetist that doens't believe in God...?

Anyway, good luck TMCM... ...I don't know what else to say...

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Postby . » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:14 pm

Thorn wrote:I have a question for her. What is a "freelance aethsetist"?

I think that's her way of saying she likes to stare at pretty things.. and that makes it sound more official than "pervert"..

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Postby skyknyt » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:22 pm

Wow, good luck to you. I've been friends with a transsexual for many years now. So I hope you have as much luck as she has had.

I guess this nips my suspicion that you might be a girl right in the bud, though.

that'll look really funny if we ever have a filter than changes "nip" into "Japanese."

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Postby Bag of Ass » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:49 pm

Best of luck, man (wlog). It is a brave thing* to do. There are a lot of people who will look down on you for this, but hopefully most people, especially those that already know you, will treat you like they treat anyone else. Let us know how it goes.

* I mean not just the act itself, but telling us about it as well.
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Postby SporkAndrew » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:53 pm

You know, I've always wondered where they get a penis from in female to male operations...

...Is there some sort of penis depository somewhere that they just get one sent up from? Like a big refridgerated warehouse somewhere full of frozen penii?

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Postby Bag of Ass » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:57 pm

I think in both cases they invert the genitals. So if you're an innie you become an outie, and vice versa. I cannot claim to be an expert in any way, shape, or form, so...grain of salt and whatnot.

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Postby Eolh » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:59 pm

. wrote:Oh, oh.. TMCM, I have a link for you..

That's a pretty fascinating site...

As for TMCM, you certainly didn't need to tell us about what's going on in your life, the Internet has been used by many specifically for it's anonymity-friendly setup, but it's really cool that you though well enough of this community to share it with us. From all accounts it's a long, painful process, and I hope you get to where you're going. As others have said already, it'd be great to hear how things go.
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Postby skyknyt » Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:37 pm

Bag of Ass wrote:I think in both cases they invert the genitals. So if you're an innie you become an outie, and vice versa. I cannot claim to be an expert in any way, shape, or form, so...grain of salt and whatnot.


Well, female-to-male are a lot harder to perform, since they can't replicate all the functions of the penis, like erections. so there are various means, like, well, inflating a balloon inside, to get around this.

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