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Postby Kauser » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:03 pm

I thought people stopped caring after the age of conset, or if both were under the age of consent.
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Postby toaster » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:27 pm

It's a personal thing.

A 16 or 17 year old girl might be legal, but then, she might be Kathy, or at least kathyesque.
It's just something you don't do when you're 20 or older.

I think with 19 or 20 a girl usually has had enough casual drunken sex, so she might be actually ready for a relationship.
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Postby . » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:20 pm

I only like 21 or above simply so they can get into bars and places I like to go. Other than that, whatever works.

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Postby toaster » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:25 am

I think I would have found it rather disheartening being allowed to screw around but not to drink.

I mean, if it weren't for alcohol, where would your courage come from? Or her compliance?
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Postby Sleepwalker » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:03 pm

Do you mean the fact that I don't drink explains why I'm still a virgin? I'd better rush out and find something alcoholic that I can tolerate.

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Postby Kauser » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:12 pm

You could also try slipping yourself the date rape drug in the middle of a crowded bar, and "hope" some lucky lady takes advantage of you.
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Postby toaster » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:24 pm

Yeah, and with a bit of luck her name isn't Yevgeni and she isn't a russian sailor from Vladivostok.

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Postby Gobo » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:53 pm

Well until I meet one like that (which I find unlikely) I will stand by my never date a 19 year old philosophy.

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Postby hobokenbob » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:22 pm

Sleepwalker wrote:Do you mean the fact that I don't drink explains why I'm still a virgin? I'd better rush out and find something alcoholic that I can tolerate.


If that's the kind of thing you want to loose your virginity too. personally, i'd rather wait for something a little better and just lie to my friends about it.

I lost mine at 15 stupidly and had a few other lousy hormonally lead trists and regret I didn't wait until I met the girl i'm with now, which woudl have meant waiting until i was 25. ok enough sappyness for me.
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Postby SporkAndrew » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:34 pm

Man, you would have balls the size of watermelons..

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Postby Kauser » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:04 pm

hobokenbob wrote:I lost mine at 15. . .




Who was the lucky guy?



Local Parish?
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Postby hobokenbob » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:04 pm

Kauser wrote:
hobokenbob wrote:I lost mine at 15. . .




Who was the lucky guy?



Local Parish?


well it did coincide pretty closely to my leaving the catholic church... but no, my ancient priest was barely able to keep his head up during mass, i don't think even my young asian boy body would have been able to get anything else up...
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Postby . » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:50 pm

hobokenbob wrote:If that's the kind of thing you want to lose your virginity to.

I never understood the big deal about losing your virginity or taking someone else's. I lost mine at 15 and have taken three since then. (Um, this isn't meant to sound like I was out conquering.) The only reason I liked the virgin thing in other people is because I wasn't AS worried about crotch rot and such surprises.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:00 pm

I took my own virginity, does that count?

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Postby Kauser » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:06 pm

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Postby Bag of Ass » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:11 pm

Hire a professional?

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Postby shorty » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:47 am

hobokenbob wrote:blocked from work :/


Same here.

On dating and age: My personal limit for dating is my current age, 20. That said, a girl who was only 19 but had some maturity would definitely be fine.

It's really kind of academic since I'm so fucked up in the head that I'm surprised anybody can stand to be around me for more than five minutes. Oh well.
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Postby Kauser » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:21 pm

3 up or 3 down.


That's what I've always gone by.
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Postby . » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:32 pm

I have never really followed any rule. It hasn't really come up.

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Postby Token » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:35 pm

Isn't the rule half your age plus seven? So if you're 20, the limit is 17. If you're 50 the limit is 32. It sort of works. Although when I'm 50 I hope to have an 18 year old girlfriend... so.. fuck that rule.
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