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Postby . » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:42 pm

Yeah, that's the rule I said before, but I have never followed it.
It would make the youngest 20 and they can't get into anything good at 20. Unless they are sluts, in which, I'm not interested anyway.

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Postby dogmeat » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:40 pm

20 is about my minimum. My new girlfriend is 23 and she's passed the point of not knowing what she wants in life. Although a long string of bastard boyf(r)iends has made a nice guy like me palatable. :)

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Postby hobokenbob » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:10 pm

i think thats the real key. once they've got their fill of assholes they're quite content with safe boring schmos like ourselves.
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Postby Kauser » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:18 pm

Speak for yourself.
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:54 am

April 24th. I just got a paper from the court with that date on it. On that date, my name will (finally) be officially changed and all legal and stuff.

Woo!
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Postby SporkAndrew » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:30 am

It takes a court to change your name over there?

Is that the same as a deed-poll over here or am I just making stuff up..

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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:30 pm

The whole process is as follows:

Go to the local courthouse, file the paperwork that indicates why you're changing your name, what you're changing it to, etc. and give them about $165.

Go to another room in the courthouse, have them take a full set of fingerprints at an additional cost of about $15.

Send the fingerprint card, a copy of the name-change paperwork, and $54 to the State Police, who will check you out and then send your stuff to the FBI to be further checked.

Wait about 2 months (usually; mine went through abnormally fast for some reason) for the FBI to finish with your file and send it back to the court, who will then send you a notification of your date in court to explain to the judge why you want to change your name.

Assuming the judge approves it (and at this point, there's little reason for him / her not to), you then have to pay a local newspaper about $40 to publish the name change on a certain date.

THEN you have a new name. :roll:
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Postby Kauser » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:29 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:Wait about 2 months (usually; mine went through abnormally fast for some reason) for the FBI to finish with your file and send it back to the court, who will then send you a notification of your date in court to explain to the judge why you want to change your name.



Someone was already looking through your profile in the FBI's Bingo book before your name change got there.
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Postby SporkAndrew » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:35 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:Assuming the judge approves it (and at this point, there's little reason for him / her not to), you then have to pay a local newspaper about $40 to publish the name change on a certain date.


You have to pay a newspaper to print your new name? That's crazy..

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Postby Kauser » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:20 pm

That's relatively small compared to some of the bizarre things this state has people do.
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:23 am

http://www.sheerchaos.org/comics/camptransfury/ctf1.htm

This comic too. I am very comic-y lately.
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Postby Funk » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:35 am

So it's been a year since the last post. How are these things going?
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:28 pm

Ha! Funnily enough, I was just about to update this.

Things are going as fine as could be expected when your job has shifted you to a shittier-paying positon and cut the entire factory back to 32 hours a week just as you were finally starting to get on top of all the debt you'd stupidly managed to get yourself into during a lengthy depression streak.

But, things are going well with my girlfriend! So it's all good. :D

Anyway, I was going to add this. I don't know how many of you listen to National Public Radio on a regular basis, but I just submitted my story (or at least a part of it) as a transgender woman to their program, The Story w/ Dick Gordon. Whether it will be picked up for an interview and broadcast, I don't know, but if it does, I'll certainly blather on about it here.
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:39 am

Image

Chopped all my damn hair off. :)
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Postby nobody_important » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am

Looks good!
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Postby pablo banquo » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:48 am

Noo, your beautiful hair! Remind me to put up the pictures later.
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:27 am

Heh, it had to go. If the temps expected up here later this week are any indication of what my girlfriend and I have to look forward to in Key West in a couple months, I want as little of that stuff as possible on my head. :)

Plus, less weight = easier escape from sharks.
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Postby pablo banquo » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:30 pm

Any changes from this time last year?
I guess the money situation got worse from the whole water pump situation, huh?
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:10 pm

Wish I could say things had advanced, but no. Beyond getting my endocrinologist to up my prescription because the 4mg of estradiol was not as effective as the premarin I had been on before. Didn't want to go back to premarin, though.

Beyond that, I still find myself stuck in the same 'You bought a bunch of dumb shit on credit' limbo that I've been in. I feel like I really am finally on the verge of having that all done, though it doesn't help when my company seems to be making a regular thing of hour and job setbacks.

(By 'setback', I mean that no one has been fired (yet), we've just had our hours cut to 32 per week and, at least for those of us with lower seniority, shifted around to shittier jobs.)
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Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:18 pm

Trying really hard to fight the desire to jam my head in the oven right now.

I just found out that Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan covered gender reassignment surgery. I had just assumed they didn't, as the vast majority of insurance providers do not.

The important word is "covered". They dropped the coverage earlier this year.

Fuck.
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