What is the Ministry Of Truth?

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What is the Ministry Of Truth?

Postby Rob » Sun Aug 25, 2002 4:31 pm

The Ministry Of Truth is, appropriately enough, the real heart of the Citadel Of Truth.


(Warning: rose-coloured spectacles ahead).

At the risk of mentioning a forum that, in time, most people will have forgotten or never even have heard of, the Ministry Of Truth is the home for the kind of stuff that we used to like doing in the Pit, elsewhere.


Here we encourage longer posts, interesting ideas, strange thoughts and intelligent rambling. We'd prefer you kept the silliness to Fuckmuppet Central, which (after all) is where silliness ought to be kept. If you have a world view, share it with us here. And between us, over time, some kind of sense of everything might just emerge - you never know. :wink:

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Postby jeku meleku » Mon Sep 09, 2002 1:33 am

Godamn... I just now realized the 1984 reference...

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Postby pablo banquo » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:30 am

It's to create LIES. All of it! All LIES. Nothing is true! Real isn't real! Big Brother is watching us, through the telescreens!
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Postby Magic Placebo » Tue Sep 10, 2002 12:00 am

I'll help you, here Pablo, help yourself to some mainstream media to drown out your worries.
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Postby The Real Red Menace » Sat Sep 14, 2002 12:20 am

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!


Oh whoops, wrong apocalyptic future.
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Postby Joker » Sat Sep 14, 2002 12:24 am

Your wrong Red, it says here on the box that Soylent Green is made of people by product.
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Postby The Real Red Menace » Sat Sep 14, 2002 1:03 am

You mean uh....the fudge?
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Postby Joker » Sat Sep 14, 2002 1:06 am

I try not to think about it, I just eat untol I get to the prize at the bottom.
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Postby WhiteboySushi » Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:27 am

Joker wrote:I try not to think about it, I just eat untol I get to the prize at the bottom.


I prefer the prize at the bottom of bags of pretzels...

A pile of delicious salt!
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Postby Aenimal » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:30 am

I'd say the sour salt at the bottom of sour patch kids(or other sour type candies) bags is tastier. If i wanted salt i've got plenty up stairs.... ick.... *shivers*

Note to self; never imagine eating pure salt...
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Postby Gobo » Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:43 pm

BUMP

I love the salt at the bottom of both Pretzel bags and sour candy bags... but I honestly prefer actual salt :)

(At least I tried to stay on topic in order to get my name in all 5 forums most recent post)

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Postby Tweeg » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:33 pm

Gobo wrote:(At least I tried to stay on topic in order to get my name in all 5 forums most recent post)


Where??

You were close to having your name in all 5 ;)
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Postby toaster » Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:47 pm

Gobo wrote:I love the salt at the bottom of both Pretzel bags and sour candy bags... but I honestly prefer actual salt :)


Do your homework, dude.

It's only salt when it's salty candy, in sour candy bags it's usally sugar acid/sugar.

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Postby Gobo » Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:49 pm

I'm just using Aenimal's terminology for continuity's sake... I know that Toaster, and Tweeg I WAS in all 5 until Spork posted something or other in CoT Central

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Postby pablo banquo » Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:24 pm

pah! only all 5?
I've had my name on all 6 before... This generally happens because I'm in a timezone by myself.

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