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Postby water wings » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:34 am

I'm totally lost for words
I love Buny!

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Postby . » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:36 am

Me too.. and I agree with him.


About lesbians being hot..

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Postby TheIratePirate » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:49 am

The Valentine Day’s I have shared with my (now) ex- girlfriend were all pretty damn good. Nothing that couldn’t have happened on any other day, but we did take some extra time out of our schedules, so that we could spend a little more time together than we would have done otherwise. So I like it for that.

Last year I was single at the time. And I didn’t notice it. Sure there were the red roses at every God damn store and stuff like that. But like Halloween, it was nothing more than a foreign “holiday” brought here so that some people can make some money of it. I couldn’t give a shit about it. Just another excuse to do stuff that I would like to do everyday.

So in conclusion: Blah!….or something. I don’t fucking know.

Edit: Happy now?
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It changes everyhting
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It changes everything
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Love conquers all
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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:19 am

TheIratePirate wrote:The VD’s I have shared with my (now) ex- girlfriend were all pretty damn good.


Dear god, this is killing me. Why can't we call it Valentine's Day or something...I keep thinking everyone's real happy about their new found VD's or something.

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Postby TheIratePirate » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:23 am

Well, who wouldn't be?
It changes everyhting
But in the wrong direction
It changes everything
And what we turn into
Love conquers all
But evil won today
D-A-D,It Changes Everything

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Postby Thorn » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:24 am

Smokin_Jayz wrote:Dear god, this is killing me. Why can't we call it Valentine's Day or something...I keep thinking everyone's real happy about their new found VD's or something.

Dude, that was totally Rob's point.

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Postby pablo banquo » Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:30 am

Bag of Ass wrote:Dynagrip does it doggy style.


How so? He begs and she rolls over and plays dead?
i before e except after a few beers

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Postby Magic Placebo » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:01 pm

No, he gets confused real easily. He also howls alot when he's lonely.


As for me, the best Valentines Day was when I copied the voice of Jon Astley. As soon as I spoke to some girl, the words "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, IT'S JON ASTLEY!!" boom out in a heartbeat. I swear, that voice has saved me a bitchload from stupid internet love sites. Oh yeah, you know what I mean by bitchload. It's just bitch after bitch after bitch. Thankfully, any smart girl will know that Jon Astley is the best, so as soon as I have one of those live voice things, you know the ones where you can talk to people over the internet? It's pretty damn cool. Usefull too, since the voice isn't even distorted through the byte rate. The girls type as if a little mouse bit them until they realize they have that chance to talk to me. But anyways, when it's time to "Get it on" I don't even need a condom, the eggs themselves obey me. I'll say something like "Shields up" and the egg will get like all mucousy, but that's if I want to feel risky. If I don't want to risk it, the words "Lay down your arms, men" and the whole troop will just leap out or stay in as if it were a rainy day. Thankfully the smart ones always go last since anyone who likes that voice will be like "Damn, this is better than a hot vagina." I do have to keep it fresh, though. That's why I play Les Rita Mitsouka's "Marcia Baila."

You just can't beat their intro, no one can.
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Postby Magic Placebo » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:56 pm

I mean, you really know what I mean by bitchload, right?
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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:23 pm

Bag explains things well. Oh yus. Oh, one thing .. how about a diagram of that?

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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:01 pm

Magic Placebo wrote:But anyways, when it's time to "Get it on" I don't even need a condom, the eggs themselves obey me. I'll say something like "Shields up" and the egg will get like all mucousy, but that's if I want to feel risky. If I don't want to risk it, the words "Lay down your arms, men" and the whole troop will just leap out or stay in as if it were a rainy day.

hahahahaha - Alas, there is no diagram that can explain the depths that are the placebo.

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Postby Gobo » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:09 pm

If there was it would be like a mandelbrot fractal or something

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Postby mia » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:22 pm

MP that was so cute. haha :twisted:

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Postby jeku meleku » Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:21 pm

In 8th grade I got a hug from a girl I'd had a huge crush on, and my weak heart thought it was the greatest thing in the world, ever. I could have won a bacon lottery and still not feel as great as that one moment.

Ah, to feel that again...

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Postby nobody_important » Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:32 pm

Magic Placebo wrote:I mean, you really know what I mean by bitchload, right?


Have you been studying the diagram, Dougal?
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Postby mia » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:04 am

jeku meleku wrote:In 8th grade I got a hug from a girl I'd had a huge crush on, and my weak heart thought it was the greatest thing in the world, ever. I could have won a bacon lottery and still not feel as great as that one moment.

Ah, to feel that again...



awwwww :cry:

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Postby Bag of Ass » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:07 am

That doesn't seem like a :cry: to me, but instead a "contemplative, wistful look of content nostalgia" emoticon. Why isn't there an emoticon for that? I will hereby assign :arrow: to "contemplative, wistful look of content nostalgia."

That doesn't seem like a :cry: to me, but instead a :arrow:

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Postby mia » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:14 am

u_u let me use :cry:

I don't want to use :arrow:

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Postby nobody_important » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:18 am

jeku meleku wrote:In 8th grade I got a hug from a girl I'd had a huge crush on, and my weak heart thought it was the greatest thing in the world, ever. I could have won a bacon lottery and still not feel as great as that one moment.

Ah, to feel that again...


*sigh* :arrow:
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Postby Lobstrosity » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:22 am

Bag of Ass wrote:That doesn't seem like a :cry: to me, but instead a :arrow:

That's dumb. Instead it should be:

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