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Reasons you should be shot

Postby Too-Much-Coffee Mistress » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:15 am

If you own or have owned any cd by Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, or their various side projects/offspring. Other pop music is subject to taste & personal preference, but anyone that is not deaf should not own any music by these simulacrums of humanity.

If you allow political cartoons to make up your mind on who to vote for.

If you drive the same speed as the other person when you're in the passing lane. The license plate should be a cell phone number that is automatically installed in every car.

You were actually upset about Friends ending.

You think assault weapons are a vital part of your personal freedoms.

You work in a customer service position and aren't customer friendly. Don't like working with people? Fine, find a job where you don't have to deal with people directly. There are plenty. But don't be a rude bastard if it's a part of your job to, y'know, not be one.
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Re: Reasons you should be shot

Postby Kauser » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:11 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:You think assault weapons are a vital part of your personal freedoms.



Related note: Mitt Romney is trying to pass a bill that "overhauls" the assault weapons ban in MA, and by overhaul, I mean extending it to include all semi-automatic rifles.
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Postby Square721BT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:20 pm

Whoa, that's a way more subdued post than I was expecting from Kauser.

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Re: Reasons you should be shot

Postby Gobo » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:44 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:You were actually upset about Friends ending.


Uh-oh

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Re: Reasons you should be shot

Postby Square721BT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:46 pm

Gobo wrote:
Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:You were actually upset about Friends ending.


Uh-oh

Someone on the board was upset about that?

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Postby Gobo » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:49 pm

That would be me...

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Postby Square721BT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:56 pm

?!

Why would you care about something like that?!

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Postby . » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:57 pm

Poor, poor Gobi.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:03 pm

I was worried when she started listing artists, but I was safe.

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Postby . » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:09 pm

Yeah, I'm making no admission of the pop music and/or any other crappy music I may or may not own.

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Postby Gobo » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:26 pm

Yeah I really enjoyed friends and cried druing the finale...

Fuck you [you]!



Oh... and I was er... Kevin (I think) in a backstreet boys dance number that we did for a camp years go... for the song Get Down...

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Postby Square721BT » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:01 pm

Gobo wrote:Yeah I really enjoyed friends and cried druing the finale...

Fuck you [you]!

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Re: Reasons you should be shot

Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:48 pm

Too-Much-Coffee Mistress wrote:You think assault weapons are a vital part of your personal freedoms.

Our military uses assault weapons to keep [you]'s personal freedoms safe.

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Postby Eolh » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:08 pm

Gobo wrote:Yeah I really enjoyed friends and cried druing the finale...

Fuck you [ you ]!

Considering how much I made fun of you for this in the now-defunct chatroom I actually that you were saying Fuck me. The [ you ] tag proves, once again, to be confusing and tricky.
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Postby Rob » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:15 pm

The YOU tag;

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Postby Kauser » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:39 pm

Square721BT wrote:Whoa, that's a way more subdued post than I was expecting from Kauser.



Well, I could succumb to the baiting by TMCM and go on about how only two out of over ten features cited in the assault weapon's ban actually have no other purpose other than killing people, however, I think we all know the exact nature of where we all stand on the issue. Besides, there are only two laws regarding body armor, and one regarding entry weapons. So I'll slake my thirst on those while I can, and get grandfathered in while the laws catch up.


Gobo wrote:Fuck you Kauser!



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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:51 pm

Rob wrote:The YOU tag;

I'm learning to grow immune to it. See, I don't think anyone here actually calls me "Bag of Ass," it's usually just Bag and . calls me BoA. I think mia called me Baggie Baggie once or twice.

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:02 pm

Bag of Ass is a jerk.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:05 pm

Okay, see now you're just being rude.

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Postby nobody_important » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:41 pm

Gobo wrote:Yeah I really enjoyed friends and cried druing the finale...


This will make you wonder why you ever liked Friends.

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