Of course, comedy is subjective; it's all about what amuses you. And today it amuses me to ban your arrogant little arse. I should have done this 2 weeks ago.
I'm not sure you care anyway, MP, as you're clearly just here on some little ego jaunt whereby you've convinced yourself that people here need "drop-kicking" and that you're exactly the right ex-troll for the job.
See, I had an epiphany this morning. I realised that I don't mind somehow becoming the bad guy in all of this. And I realised that if a bunch of people decide they don't like what I do here, they can vote with their feet. No-one else seems to care or take any notice of anything I've previously asked people to observe, so I'm sure you'll all understand when I decide to take a "selective memory" approach to the forum too, and just cherry-pick the bits that suit my purposes right now. What's good for the goose, and all that.
So, you're banned, Magic. Enjoy the silence. Although I'm sure you'll be back in another guise, because that's the sort of troll I suspect you really are.
Square, Dyna, Buny - sorry if this offends you. But I've done it now, and the moderators are not going to undo it either, so please don't anybody even bother trying to appeal to Bag, Spork, Pob or Gobo's better natures.
It will be a real shame if this is the start of you all leaving in droves, but so be it. I am just fed up with this antagonistic troll, and I'm not prepared to condone or tolerate that kind of provocative behaviour any longer, even if the rest of you think he's perfectly hilarious, civil, intelligible, fascinating, retarded, whatever.
It's not a trade and it's not an act of goodwill. I simply (and repeatedly) asked that people behaved in a certain way while they were here. Unfortunately, that is clearly deemed to be an unacceptable condition by some people here, and over the last few days I have spent a little while deciding what I'm going to do about it. And then today I wake up to see your "some people need drop kicking post". For which I must thank you, because it has greatly helped crystallise my thoughts.