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Amp'd Mobile Commercials

Postby Eolh » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:21 am

Fucking suck. Anybody see that one with the absurdly stereotypical gay dude making out with his fucking phone? WTF.
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Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:07 am

Was he wearing an Angel t-shirt?

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Postby Token » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:50 am

Did he have a rainbow bumper sticker on his car that said "I like it when balls are in my face"?
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Postby Kauser » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:26 am

He was probably just trying to suck off the phone.
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Postby dogmeat » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:59 am

You mean they're worse than the Geico ads?

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Postby Eolh » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:02 pm

Kauser wrote:He was probably just trying to suck off the phone.

Yes.
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Postby Eolh » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:05 pm

This is the commercial. There's a couple variations on the theme some that have even more making out with the phone, but this is sufficiently retarded.
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Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:17 pm

I can't watch that at work because they blocked Youtube. Please paint me a picture with your beautiful words.

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Postby GOOR » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:07 pm

It's like a Mac switch commercial, only you're switching from anything remotely not shitty to watching a bald man with a lisp kissing his cell-phone while his own voiceover describes what a good product it is.

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Postby Kauser » Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:27 am

Or the Jessica Simpson commercial with the phrase "I totally don't know what that is, but I want it."


Bit random I know, but stuff like that makes me hope she crashes into a guard rail fall off a bridge into a shallow river and drown because her safety restraint failed to release.
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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:03 pm

1080i, right?

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Postby Kauser » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:14 pm

Yeah, not even the best of the best either.
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Postby dogmeat » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:24 am

Bag of Ass wrote:1080i, right?


Thassaone.

Jo Koy seems like a talentless asshole to me.


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