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Postby Dynagrip » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:24 pm

So cold, Manifest...so very cold....

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Re: Civil War: Love & Hate/CoT style

Postby Kauser » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:42 pm

dogmeat wrote:Nice not to be the target of such unbridled vitriol.



I can send some your way wholesale. It'll cost you though. $5.00 paypal'd to ckuncho@gmail.com, and I can guarantee* that I will hate you so hard your cream will sour, flames will burn green, and you will hear the sound of pigs being slaughtered while you sleep



*no guarantee is in fact implied or understood
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Re: Civil War: Love & Hate/CoT style

Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:02 pm

Kauser wrote:
dogmeat wrote:Nice not to be the target of such unbridled vitriol.



I can send some your way wholesale. It'll cost you though. $5.00 paypal'd to ckuncho@gmail.com, and I can guarantee* that I will hate you so hard your cream will sour, flames will burn green, and you will hear the sound of pigs being slaughtered while you sleep



*no guarantee is in fact implied or understood

What company do you use for yours? I haven't found a Tube trucking outfit that can deliver the load effectively yet...

Thanks in advance.

Stay classy you ex-Goth insomniac dude.

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Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:26 pm

pablo banquo wrote:Your game consists of thinking up obtuse obscenities and libel. Your "attacks" are about as effective as flailing madly in a sleeping bag. Don't bother replying, I'm not going to be participating any further than I already have.

I am sorry that I have not forgiven you for your shankjob of Square721BT and your homp crush on kathy you sick frogfucker. Ok. I am so sorry about that.

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Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:27 pm

hobokenbob wrote:dynagrip has some weird tray programs

Just curious....have you finally come to grips with your sexuality yet or what???

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Re: Civil War: Love & Hate/CoT style

Postby Kauser » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:21 pm

Dynagrip wrote:What company do you use for yours? I haven't found a Tube trucking outfit that can deliver the load effectively yet...

Thanks in advance.

Stay classy you ex-Goth insomniac dude.


I hear Fedex is powered by human suffering, though Estes and yellow alsow work.
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Re: Civil War: Love & Hate/CoT style

Postby Dynagrip » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:00 pm

Kauser wrote:
Dynagrip wrote:What company do you use for yours? I haven't found a Tube trucking outfit that can deliver the load effectively yet...

Thanks in advance.

Stay classy you ex-Goth insomniac dude.


I hear Fedex is powered by human suffering, though Estes and yellow alsow work.


Uh, like how much suffering? Do they have like some serious Tubes that dip straight into the lowest pools of Hell???

And uh, could I get like discounts or anything based on bulk usage and etc???

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Postby Kauser » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:06 am

Okay, picture for a minute you have a couple dozen metal coat hangers.

Now straighten them as best you can, leaving the hook parts alone.

Fit as many of the straight ends into an open drill chuck as best you can and tighten.

thread this apparatus down your throat.

Once your certain the hooked bits are in either your stomach or lungs depress the drill trigger with your thumb.

That's about how much suffering I go through each and every time I get a package delivered from these people. It's a wholly Satanic experience.



Yellow gives probably the best all around cash discounts.
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Re: Civil War: Love & Hate/CoT style

Postby hobokenbob » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:22 pm

Kauser wrote:
Dynagrip wrote:What company do you use for yours? I haven't found a Tube trucking outfit that can deliver the load effectively yet...

Thanks in advance.

Stay classy you ex-Goth insomniac dude.


I hear Fedex is powered by human suffering, though Estes and yellow alsow work.

i hear they've banned right turns :shock:
In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.

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Postby Kauser » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:34 pm

I believe that is UPS, though I would not be suprised if they both did it.
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Postby . » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:05 pm

They banned left turns. At least around here they did.

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Postby Foo-Byte » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:19 pm

. wrote:They banned left turns. At least around here they did.

Why would that be?

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Postby Eolh » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:24 pm

They didn't ban them. They re-did their delivery paths to eliminate left-hand turns as much as possible to speed up delivery times.
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Postby . » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:25 pm

You can turn right on red here, so there is no waiting for the light to turn green. You have to wait for the turn signal in the left lane. This apparently saves a whole bunch of time. UPS is always late with my stuff anyway, so apparently our guys took nothing but left turns.

Okay, I didn't mean literally ban, but they have instructed their drivers to try not to use them. GEEZ, EOLH!!

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Postby Kauser » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:44 pm

I knew what you meant.
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Postby Bag of Ass » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:06 am

That's pretty clever. Left turns are bullshit, bullshit I tell you!

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Postby Dynagrip » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:15 am

Bag of Ass wrote:That's pretty clever. Left turns are bullshit, bullshit I tell you!

Dude, there is so much more fucking bullshit out there than just that. Oh my god.

Plut, if you are in Houston you should hang out soon. I will have a job for I dont' know how much longer....

(Michael quit reading my fucking posts you wanna-be daddy little brother, seriously, don't be a homp)....

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Postby . » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:40 pm

Ah wait, you're leaving Houston if you lose/leave your job?
Don't go! Um, Gus likes it here. Yeah. That's it!

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Postby Dynagrip » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:22 am

. wrote:Ah wait, you're leaving Houston if you lose/leave your job?
Don't go! Um, Gus likes it here. Yeah. That's it!

No, I would stay. I am trying to get my shit together super soon. I am just you know worn down. Tired of people jumping on my back as I explain that yes, my doctor was dumb and I was dumb enough to actually take his crack pills that sent my brain towards the danger zone

You know how that fucking shit goes.

!!!!shakes fist!!!! etc.
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Postby Dynagrip » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:49 am

I am so fucking sick of trying to wait for people to catch up with my racing thoughts. My god, it is so fucking frustrating. Bunch of mud brain bitches. Is that what schizo is like for you plut?

People just see me savagely leap at someone, and because of the ferocity they just you know ignore the trigger.

Like my favorite whippy recommending suicide.


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