They're always out there. You see how they tell me I'm stuck on a playground. You stupid, Motherfucker, We all are. People don't grow up. They just get better at what they do. I know this. I've seen it every year. The game changes, there are some new moves, but the sides or unchanging.
What did you try to do with my pain, Penny-Arcade? Did you try to comfort me, and say there there? Or did you lack the fucking sense to think you knew me better than I know myself? I think we saw who the real lovers and haters are around here.
Well, I'm fucking sick of trying to fight this battle alone. Believe me, I could, and there is nothing more that I would love to do, but shit, I'm gonna have to die someday soon. I made a promise to a beautiful man. There can be only One.
So, after all is said and done, whose camp will you rush off to?
This is Civil War: Penny-Arcade eX-Mas Edition
I know what side you're already on bitches, but because I try to play nice, you tell me who's your team captain.
I don't know for sure who stares across from me, in her plush throne. Surrounded by the sickliest most damaged sycophants you ever did see.
But you PM HER, if you want on her Team.
My side has been talking about this for years. Fuck waiting for alpha monkey to awwise fwom his Grave. This ends now. Never again fuckers. Not on my watch.
It is on like Cinnabon.
World As Myth
Team Sheri Fairies
Sheri - Queen of Darkness, Her Charm is only matched by her hideous Visage
Phony Pony- Guess what Fatty Batty, I know you. I was you. I too beat up and endured the slings and arrows of 8th grade. But I too came out on top. Guess what, TWINKIE, I called that 7th Grade.
Shorty McShortyton-tiniest Dick in the NW
Smart Hero - Most beautiful Oxymoron that I ever did see
The Geek - You like wrasslin' doncha? Well bitch, so do I.
Nusch - His speed in the air is only matched by his slowness on the ground, and his godawful taste in women.
We doing this within the laws of the forum. But it will be so fucking hard within them, that New Ones will have to be written.
PM Dynagrip to pick your team. I know it already, but yeah, I'm a sweetie like that.
The Battlefield is in SE++. I'm cool with it expanding. But that's up to the sissies, Frankensteins, and Cali Bear Cubs that run their domain. I would prefer we not ban anyone for anything.
There will be no Shock Imagery Faggery. But words, oh god the words will be beautiful. Well uh, except for you know that one.
Alright guys. I don't know if you've ever wanted to be the hero. Or if you wanted to try to destroy every beautiful thing you ever saw. I know which side I'm on.
Now Who else is on that Side too?
Feel free to join in the fun H/A and what's left of G&T
Hell, even you cats in the splinter forums are welcome. That's how I ride. Aww, yeah, we riding springers.
Get your gear, you're gonna need it.