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Postby nobody_important » Mon Dec 02, 2002 11:03 pm

I listened to the Spaceballs DVD commentary a few weeks ago, and when Dark Helmet said "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Mel Brooks said he really believed that.
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Postby Jimbo Salvatore » Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:23 pm

So can I hop on the bandwagon of excrutiating pain? Not that I have anything remotely severe as a migraine on my personal roster, that shit sounds positively whack. Maybe you guys should try some meditation or a brain transplant or something...

Anyway, anyone ever broken a tooth? That's got to be the absolute worst pain that I've ever felt. Well, right up until the point where the 8000 mg of Motrin I ingested to deal with it began to have it's way with my stomach lining, causing cramps to severe that I nearly stopped breathing.

<sigh>

I guess I've lived a comparitively painless existence.

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Postby Kauser » Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:46 pm

I managed to split a molar in half biting down on something. I got tired of the throbbing so I ripped half of the fucker out with my gerber, and the other half has been there ever since. This was about... three or so years ago.
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Postby hobokenbob » Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:54 pm

mmmm... self-dentistry. how fun.
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Postby Jimbo Salvatore » Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:12 pm

Kauser wrote:I managed to split a molar in half biting down on something.

Yeah, you've really got to watch it when feasting on the remains of your innocent victims. Chew slowly and carefully to avoid those annoying bone shards that can wreak havoc on your teeth.

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Postby . » Tue Dec 03, 2002 8:13 pm

It was probably from all the varnish on them..
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Postby MyNadsHurt » Tue Dec 03, 2002 10:45 pm

Mmm, teeth pieces

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Postby . » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:17 am

Your avatar is turning me on, MNH.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:21 am

Oh hell yeah, Eliza Dushku from Bring It On. Apparently an acquaintence from my school is best friends with her and we were supposed to go meet her, but unfortunately that never happened. Shit.

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Postby MyNadsHurt » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:25 am

excellent

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Postby . » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:27 am

I've met her at an autograph signing.

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Postby PsychoLarry1 » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:34 am

did you hit it?
I was funny once...once

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Postby . » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:35 am

If I was capable of hitting that.. I wouldn't even be here!
Were you talking to me?

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Postby Dynagrip » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:36 am

The guy who played Tag or whatever on Friends, one of Rachel's many boyfriends, lived with Eliza and her brother. Because he was dating her brother.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Dec 04, 2002 12:55 am

Tag, you're a fag.

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Postby Magic Placebo » Wed Dec 04, 2002 3:06 am

Bag of Ass wrote:Tag, you're a fag.


Nope, you touched my penis. I called safety on my penis.
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Postby PsychoLarry1 » Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:13 am

well then, looks like I'm going to be safe quite often
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Postby shorty » Sun Dec 22, 2002 4:33 am

Kathy wrote:
Shorty wrote:Those that can't cope kill themselves in their twenties. See also: Kurt Cobain.

No, no, that's not cute. Try again mother fucker. I think many would take offense to that.


I wasn't aware I was trying to be cute. Thank you for informing me.

Seriously. Kurt Cobain, while an excellent musician, was an absolute failure as a human being. He was an angsty teenager who never stopped being an angsty teenager.
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Postby toaster » Sun Dec 22, 2002 9:29 am

Shorty wrote:He was an angsty teenager who never stopped being an angsty teenager.


Oh well, at a certain point he did.

A sewed off shotgun helped him.

Seriously, I cannot see what'S so special about him, he was a good songwriter, no doubt, but he went already downhill the last years, and I could think of half a dozend musicians of that time, who deserve the same attention and respect, but lack a fundamental part, neccessary for god-like stardom: a hole in the head.
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Postby Bag of Ass » Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:19 pm

Crap. Suddenly I'm having difficulty seeing in the center of my vision. That is always the first sign I get for the onset of a migraine. And now there's a potential ache in my right temple. Maybe I should leave work.


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