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Postby Square721BT » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:10 am

By the electric felchnugget of Oscar Wilde's ghost, that's one long fucking chatlog. I think we have our forum's Robert Jordan.
Actually, I'd think it was really cool if I saw Jesus in my icecream too. A tyrannosaur in an F14 would be even cooler.
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Postby Jat » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:56 pm

Hey - I warned you that it was going to be long.

As far as level two look Here. I wouldn't call it a cult personally but if you feel like it - go right ahead.

The bit about Curtis. She went out to Ca. and got involved with a guy named Curtis and I was wondering if she had fulfilled one of her retarded curiosities of wanting to see a black man's wang
In other words - I was just curious

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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:15 pm

Yea, I just wondered why you said that - like I said, I didn't understand its context...but now I do! Knowing is half the battle.

Reiki is pretty weird. They have Reiki guys all around Vancouver and one of them Reiki'd me one time, rather unwillingly.

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Postby bone » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:17 pm

Smokin_Jayz wrote:Reiki is pretty weird. They have Reiki guys all around Vancouver and one of them Reiki'd me one time, rather unwillingly.


How the hell does that work?
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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:39 pm

Well the particular time My roommate and I were going to smoke-up with two girls who we went to highschool with who lived in another set of residence houses on the other side of campus. We were meeting them in the village and when we got there they were already being reiki'd by this guy. Then everytime he'd finish one he'd start right on another person before you had a chance to stop, and since he's right in front of you doing all this crazy shit it's difficult to get away.

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Postby Thorn » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:58 pm

What the fuck is Reiki? Some kind of oral sex?

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Postby bone » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:25 pm

Thorn wrote:What the fuck is Reiki? Some kind of oral sex?


I've always wanted to say this: It's how they feel about eggrolls.

It's a method of spiritual reallignment/cleansing of some sort, yes?
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Postby Thorn » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:27 pm

So, someone would just run up to me on the street and be all like, "Cleansed!!" and then run away? Cool.

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Postby bone » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:33 pm

Thorn wrote:So, someone would just run up to me on the street and be all like, "Cleansed!!" and then run away? Cool.


It's a bit more complicated than that, but I'd always been under the impression that they needed you to participate to some extent, or at least be receptive. Hence the "unwillingly Reiki'd" question.
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Postby Luminaire » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:37 pm

Sure does sound like a cult.

Or at least a fad. Pop religion. Wheeeeeeeeeeee..........

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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:51 pm

They do these weird motions over parts of your body and are all like "do you feel the energy around your head?", and stuff like that.

Some of it is pretty stupid though. At one part they make you cup your hands out in front of you for five minutes then go "do you feel the energy drawing your hands toward the ground?"...No, instead I feel my muscles getting tired from holding my hands out for this long, you idiot.

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Postby Bunyip » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:01 pm

Oh, I have a good one! Find a door frame that's flat on the inner surfaces. Hold your arms, fists clenched, down by your side, then push outwards against the door frame. Keep your elbows straight and push as hard as you can for as long as you can, a minute if you can manage it. Then, move into an open space and relax your arms completely. The energy will raise your arms into the air! It's reikimagical!

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Postby Foo-Byte » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:03 pm

I haven't done that in years....




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Postby Kauser » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:04 pm

I remember when Don herbert did that.


Like it was only yesterday.



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Postby Square721BT » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:23 pm

My mom is big on Reiki.
Actually, I'd think it was really cool if I saw Jesus in my icecream too. A tyrannosaur in an F14 would be even cooler.

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Postby skyknyt » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:58 pm

Kauser wrote:I remember when Don herbert did that.


Like it was only yesterday.



I was cleaning the 10 gauge.


When I found out he died, I dug up my old Supermarket Science book and read it all. Even the part about cleaning shotguns with baking soda and vinegar.

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Postby Lobstrosity » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:54 pm

Bunyip wrote:Oh, I have a good one! Find a door frame that's flat on the inner surfaces. ...

I had completely forgotten about that! That's a fun one.

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Postby nobody_important » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:40 am

I see serious potential for scaring small children.

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Postby . » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:33 pm

Sadly, I knew exactly what the level 2 thing was from. However, I am curious about one thing ( other than the black thing that was explained ).
Why is it: angst, anger, pain, misery, :), pain, hurt, angst, misery

What the hell is with the random middle smiley face?


That's the first time I''ve used a smiley. I hate you all.

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Postby Jat » Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:51 am

Of all the things that she tries to tell me, the one that she harps on the most is how much she still loves me (no matter how much she fucks me over).

The smiley from her was just an effort on her part to show her love, affection, and happiness while I was telling her to fuck off. Since she knows that I don't want anything to do with her/I'm angry with her - she tries to be as welcoming as possible in the vain hopes of me coming back around to her as soon as possible.

Other than that, she's a nutbar.

Make sense?


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