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Postby SporkAndrew » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:34 pm

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Rob wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't see any kind of bookshelf in Sportk's room?


I didn't see one... and Spork is surpsingly un-girly in person


I am totally the epitome of manliness. And I was referring to the shopping trolley / cart as the bookshelf. It's filled with all my uni stuff...

And I didn't steal it, I think one of my housemates did... It appeared one day in our kitchen where it was getting in the way... If Tescos want it back they're welcome to it. They'd just have to lug it down 4 flights of stairs...

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Postby Square721BT » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:19 am

Spork, I hate to break it to you, but the dominant colors in your room are pink and purple and the dominant decoration motif is "cute hippo". You may not realize it yet, but you've grown a vagina.

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Postby nobody_important » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:59 am

Don't mess with Spork. He's "dead 'ard."
[spoiler]Hee hee.... pink hippos.[/spoiler]
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Postby SporkAndrew » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:45 pm

Square721BT wrote:Spork, I hate to break it to you, but the dominant colors in your room are pink and purple and the dominant decoration motif is "cute hippo". You may not realize it yet, but you've grown a vagina.


That's George, from Rainbow. One of the greatest TV shows ever created... And I didn't choose the decor, it's rented...

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Postby Dynagrip » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:47 pm

Square721BT wrote:And were also clearly a woman.

I think you mean Japanese girl.

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Postby gorillaman » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:52 pm

Yes, that poster is totally awesome. Maybe you have to have been born in Britain at a certain time to enjoy it though.

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Postby Rob » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:57 pm

Apparently when I was a small boy, I had an imaginary friend "Geoffrey", who was the human participant of Rainbow, the show that Spork's Bungle there is from.

As I got a bit older, we moved to a town with a few more kids my age, and then my sister started becoming old enough to be interactive, and Geoffrey gradually disappeared.

I get reminded of this by my evil relatives from time to time, in the spirit of "embarrass the fuck out of Rob". To which I've taken to responding, "well, perhaps if I wasn't so bored and lonely as a child, I'd be less introverted and more socially adept these days. So really, folks, you fucked me up. Thanks for that."

Tends to kill the conversation, but hey.
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Postby Smokin_Jayz » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:09 pm

I do indeed remember that Hippo. Damn that television show!

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Postby Thorn » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:59 pm

Spork's only ungirly in person cause he's pretty subdued. If you got him excited he'd probably skip and prance and everything!

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Postby Rob » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:33 am

I found Spork to be quite the polite young gentleman, given the awkwardness of the situation.

Never mind Spork; your girlfriend knows the truth.
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Postby SporkAndrew » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:33 pm

Rob wrote:Apparently when I was a small boy, I had an imaginary friend "Geoffrey", who was the human participant of Rainbow, the show that Spork's Bungle there is from.


Bungle's the bear...

Thorn wrote:If you got him excited he'd probably skip and prance and everything!


Sadly true... Gobo witnessed me skipping, prancing and everything at the prospect of meeting Spongebob Squarepants.

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Postby Gobo » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:39 pm

Very true... he was acting more girly than the girl that was with us.

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:45 pm

Did SporkAndrew titter?

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Postby SporkAndrew » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:46 pm

If I knew anyone with dumbells, I'd roll my t-shirt sleeves up, stand infront of my car holding them and make a "HURRRR" face... That would dispell these nasty rumours about my so-called girliness.

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Postby Gobo » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:53 pm

Dynagrip wrote:Did SporkAndrew titter?


I don't remember I was busy hiding in shame.

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Postby Dynagrip » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:09 pm

SporkAndrew wrote:If I knew anyone with dumbells, I'd roll my t-shirt sleeves up, stand infront of my car holding them and make a "HURRRR" face... That would dispell these nasty rumours about my so-called girliness.

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You would probably use official Hello Kitty dumbells.

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Postby SporkAndrew » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:10 pm

They do those?

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Postby Rob » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:48 pm

SporkAndrew wrote:
Rob wrote:Apparently when I was a small boy, I had an imaginary friend "Geoffrey", who was the human participant of Rainbow, the show that Spork's Bungle there is from.


Bungle's the bear...


Tsk, just goes to show you what memory does for you. The pink hippo thing was George, not Bungle; you're quite right. Sorry.
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Postby Funk » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:18 pm

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Me in downtown Clemson last night. Good fun, especially since that bar didn't card.

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Postby Funk » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:33 pm

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The local tailor in the shire made us new shirts.
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