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Postby pseudo » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:13 am

Though I know this is a bit early I'm going to post it now all the same.
I would just like to wish you all a Merry fucking Valentine's Day...or a Happy Valentine's 24 hour Session....a Jolly New Love Day or whatever you people use these days.

So without further ado...I Love Each and Every One of You


with fuckmuppety love,
Dave
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Postby . » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:40 am

Take that, Smoochies!

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Postby pseudo » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:40 am

I can't decide whether I like the flowers or the cupid more.
I love how the blood in the flowers scene is shaped like a heart. *sniff* it brings a tear to my eye....mostly because I was laughing so hard

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Postby pablo banquo » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:42 am

Well, Valentines day is mostly for the ladies. Maybe we should start a Beer and Blowjobs day for the guys?
i before e except after a few beers

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Postby Thorn » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:46 am

That was the best thing, ever. Especially because I hate Valentines Day. I'd come up with some crappy excuse whining about the corporate impurity of a meaningless holiday blah blah blah, but the truth is it's just because I'm an unattractive loser and it never was a very good day.

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Postby shorty » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:50 am

I love you, dave.
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Postby Magic Placebo » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:24 am

I wish they didn't discontinue "Heavy Metal Guy." :(

Hey there, little kiddies,
time to park your booties,
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Once upon a time,
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there lived a hot, young babage,
who went to the tower, to sew

My favorite episode, right there.
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Postby Lobstrosity » Thu Feb 06, 2003 8:45 am

pablo banquo wrote:Well, Valentines day is mostly for the ladies. Maybe we should start a Beer and Blowjobs day for the guys?

Well that's interesting. Just today (well, technically yesterday at this point) the the radio morning show I listen to on the way to work was advocating the masses get together to start Beer and BJ Day for the guys. Is this some sort of email chain-letter that's going around or what?

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Postby pseudo » Thu Feb 06, 2003 12:46 pm

now see I thought it was steak and blowjob day.....we need to all come together on this and agree on appropriate treats

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Postby Bag of Ass » Thu Feb 06, 2003 2:56 pm

I think the problem with any kind of dedicated Blowjob Day is that the women would probably not want to go along with it, and they'd tell us to go to each other for our BJ needs.

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Postby Jat » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:52 pm

have any of you guys made the mistake of disagreeing with V. day?

Note to self: in the future don't ever respond honestly when someone asks you about 'how do you feel about valentines day'

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Postby SporkAndrew » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:55 pm

When my girlfriend asked about what I wanted for Valentines Day I just said "Nothing... You shouldn't need to buy anything or to have a special day just to show someone how you feel about them..."

I got an "aaw" and an expectant look...

I've gotten her a £2.50 tacky gift from the local B+M bargains...

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Postby Bag of Ass » Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:59 pm

Apparently there is going to be a birthday party for one of my friends pretty soon at the Malibu beach house. These parties are always pretty great. This time the tentative plan is to have a kind of luau (the only luau component I can think of is that it'll be on the beach and there might be tiki torches). The part I found interesting, though, was that the e-mail invitation was also sent to my ex-girlfriend who, to my knowledge, never really hung out with the party throwers and she's never been to any of the previous Malibu beach parties. And get this -- the party? On Valentine's Day. Well that's a recipe for discomfort if I ever saw one.

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Postby Jat » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:02 pm

you gunna go?

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Postby SporkAndrew » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:03 pm

Get a white T-Shirt and a marker pen and scribble on ths shirt "This person turned me gay", and a big arrow pointing to the right... Then walk around the party on the left hand side of your ex...

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Postby Jat » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:05 pm

or you could not say that you are gay - take a different girl and proceed to throw sand in your ex's face any time you saw her.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:07 pm

Jat wrote:you gunna go?

I don't know. In all likelihood she won't even come. There is the chance, though, that she'll come to the party, new boyfriend in tow.* Won't that be a thrill and a half. It's not like I'm not over her, but it'll just be really weird and awkward and I'd rather avoid a situation like that. What do you guys think?

* Note: I don't know if she has a new boyfriend, I haven't talked to her in a while. And even if she did, she'd probably hide him to spare my feelings.

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Postby Jat » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:11 pm

Go.

edit: leave all weapons at home.

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Postby . » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:28 pm

Just for the record.. some girls don't particularly see the point in Valentine's Day either.. although I definitely wouldn't need a Beer and BJ Day..

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Postby Foo-Byte » Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:30 pm

Go. Have fun. She may not be there and you'll have a blast. If she is there, a beach is a mighty big place.


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