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Postby Bunyip » Mon May 24, 2004 5:39 pm

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Jesus has the same facial tic.

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Postby popsiclecan » Mon May 24, 2004 6:21 pm

Look at this crazy [url=http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9603828^28101,00.html?txtmsg.org]knife.[/url]

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Postby nobody_important » Mon May 24, 2004 7:55 pm

Now that's a... never mind.

That thing looks so totally impractical, it's not even funny. Granted, it could probably do some damage, but you usually want to damage the other guy.
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Postby Square721BT » Mon May 24, 2004 8:01 pm

You know, if they double bladed the inside knives and put way more protection on the arm, it could be useful.

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Postby Eldoran » Mon May 24, 2004 8:14 pm

Looks like something idiotic fantasy artists arm their villans with...

I've been trying to think of the best way to use a "weapon" like that, and the only thing I've come up with is waving it above your head and yelling really loud and try to scare the other guy away. :P
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Postby nobody_important » Mon May 24, 2004 8:39 pm

The best way to use a weapon like that is to put it back in its box and shove it under your bed. That way, you won't get teased to death on the way to the rumble.
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Postby Thorn » Mon May 24, 2004 10:54 pm

I love the look on the customs guy's face in that picture.

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Postby pablo banquo » Tue May 25, 2004 6:31 am

Generally what happens if Australian customs finds your lethal bladed weapons they take a grinder to the cutting edge, making it flat.
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Postby Foo-Byte » Tue May 25, 2004 12:17 pm

That's definately more of a "punching" weapon than slashing. I don't think I'd call it a knife...

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Postby Groovis » Tue May 25, 2004 3:24 pm

Wow... don't trip!

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Postby Tweeg » Tue May 25, 2004 6:25 pm

man that guy would so win in a

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Postby Bunyip » Tue May 25, 2004 6:39 pm

Tweeg wrote:man that guy would so win in a

"You call that a knife ... Diss is a knife!" arguement

nobody_important wrote:Now that's a... never mind.

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Postby Square721BT » Tue May 25, 2004 8:02 pm

Tweeg wrote:man that guy would so win in a

"You call that a knife ... Diss is a knife!" arguement

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Postby . » Thu May 27, 2004 8:24 pm

Late, but joining the party.

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I'm not even sure how that happened.

And that knife, if the blades are on the outside, would be useful for slicing down tall grass. Just swing your arm back and forth.

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Postby Dynagrip » Thu May 27, 2004 8:58 pm

That would suck for that. It would hurt your shoulder like a motherfucker I bet.

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Postby Square721BT » Thu May 27, 2004 9:31 pm

Dynagrip wrote:That would suck for that. It would hurt your shoulder like a motherfucker I bet.

Because machette-ing and sling-blading don't?

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Postby Bag of Ass » Thu May 27, 2004 9:59 pm

Lobstrosity wrote:Hehehe

What's with the fucking typos, don't they have editors?

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Postby Lobstrosity » Thu May 27, 2004 11:29 pm

No.

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Postby Bag of Ass » Fri May 28, 2004 2:52 am

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