Scary Empire Guy is back. Scary Empire Guy is back!
We thought he was gone. We thought he was stranded in Livingston with a broken ankle and two non-functional vans, but I saw him at the hobby store last night in the Warhammer section, sending out palpable waves
of no hygene. Aaaaaaaggghhhh!
We thought his wife had forbidden him from buying any more Warhammer stuff (as he spent roughly 1.5 times as much as he made at Hardees for the year last time), but she was there, too.
He'll be back to League Night, I just know it. And when he comes back, he'll start with the "well, that model is kneeling, so he should get +1 to his ballistic skill, right?", or "even though my knights are running for their lives, they still manage to stomp your skirmisher unit flat because they're on horses!
" And when he starts to lose, he'll get really, really angry and clutch his temples and generally make like Bruce Banner. Oh, man... I can't believe he's back.
"I'm gonna name it after Nancy!" "What, Pushover?" "Yes! Because that's what she does!"